George woodcock

Fat fuck with immense knob cheese

Like it's that fatso george woodcock

by jon1xx March 30, 2025

George

Fattest pig alive

Oh look it’s George I wonder how much doughnuts he ate last night

by Cooldudie September 23, 2019

George

Big dick

Gurl: Omg teh pa-eut naman kay george
Gurl: ok

by afuckeduparies December 5, 2021

George Washingtoad

The liberator of the Thirteen Mushroom Colonies and The Money Guy

Her: You must be the liberator of the Thirteen Mushroom Colonies if you think we’re fucking
George Washingtoad: Money Guy

by anonymous November 16, 2022

George Washington

A sexual act involving one partner ejaculating on the other partner’s teeth, then making them brush their teeth with the semen.

Person 1: “Dude, did you hear about how this lady got George Washingtoned by her boyfriend?”

by COCOK February 6, 2024

Bi-Curious George

An individual who has bisexual urges and thoughts but has not fully acted on these feelings.

“Man Daniel stole my clothes while I was in the shower again! I think he might be a Bi-Curious George..”

by OntheRagDag October 16, 2022

George Washington

The first POTUS, and the guy you never listened to when it came to political parties.

George Washington: "Let me now warn you in the most solemn manner against the baneful effects of the spirit of party. The common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it. It serves always to distract the public councils and enfeeble the public administration. It agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms; kindles the animosity of one part against another. In governments purely elective, it is a
spirit not to be encouraged."
*Centuries later...2024 presidential election nominates Donald Trump as the forty-seventh president of the United States.*
Guy: "What the fuck? How did this happen?"
Sabrina: "This country is gay. Figuratively."
That guy with the goatee & wraparound shades: "FUCK YEAR! 'murica will be BETTER THAN EVER!"
George Washington: "...you all fail me."

by 7568ino April 25, 2025