Air-cum

It’s when you leave a wet fart but you don’t want to sound disgusting saying it.

-Ah shit I just air-cummed
-Oof don’t worry about it bro, it doesn’t even smell

by Big titty goth gf April 3, 2019

bookmark cum

Bookmark cum is when you are reading a book and instead of using a bookmark you simply cum on the last page you were reading. The one issue to this method is you may not be able to open the page if the cum dries and you wait too long so be fast.

My teacher told me to mark page 47, but since I lost my bookmark I whipped out my dick in front of my entire english class and made a bookmark cum

by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019

cum chair

Cum chair is a term used to describe a chair with cum on it

Guy: "Bro is this a cum chair?"
Guy2: "Yeah."
Guy: "Why does it have cum on it?"
Guy2: "Probably because I fucked your girl!"

by Joftime March 6, 2019

Lunch Cum

The leftover juices on your lunch tray.

"Hey, you've got some lunch cum on there."

by namejefferino March 11, 2019

Cum Brush

Another way to describe a penis

Dude last night I pulled out my cum brush and painted Brittany’s face.

by Ouuuuuuuuuuu May 7, 2019

Brrm and cum

When you insert a fleshlight into a cars exhaust (preferably modified for 2step), then stick your dick in the fleshlight and don't take it out, then get one of your friends to sit in the front and 2step the hell out of it while your dick is in the fleshlight. Once your dick is completely off, insert a new fleshlight and swap with your friend.

"Yo Blake you want to brrm and cum with me this weekend?"
"Sure dude"

by pngn3 May 13, 2019

cum bumster

A dirty whore that secretly loves anal, and getting her ass filled up with cum.

Dude, I heard my boy slamming out this cum bumster last night, and at the end she screamed “PLEASE CUM IN MY ASS”.

by Bedroom Gangsta May 29, 2019