cookie

1A food which may be deemed "unhealthy," yet we enjoy consuming it on a regular basis anyways
2A woman's vagina

ex1: bro i ate your cookie while you was asleep sorry
ex2: bro i ate your cookie while you was asleep sorry

by a really cool dude December 10, 2021

cookie monster

to cookie monster (verb) - to eat ravenously, to devour

After receiving 4 DoorDash orders, John cookie monstered his food on the couch.
His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her.
After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos.
Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.

by Texan Etymologist December 22, 2021

texas tea and cookies

Buttfucking before the first date.

"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"

"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"

by dogroastias December 2, 2016

Fortune Cookie NEWS

The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.

Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".

by Sun 'n Rain July 2, 2022

Cookie

Kief or weed dust which people smoke . or a strain of mariguana or weed

Im smoking some cookie that a got from the plug

by Knoxload May 3, 2022

Cookie

A stripper name for a nappy head add bitch tbh. Cookie is the bitch in the back with them 2 front teeth sticking out laughing hard asf....cookie also ain’t got no knees

Person 1: damn was was funny

Person 2: frr lmao
*loud ass cackling and stomping in the back*
Person 1: that must be cookies loud ass

by anonymous January 13, 2021

Ice tea'n cookies

When you sip that good ice tea while eating cookies
(like try it out its great)

I'm going to get me some Ice tea'n cookies.

by Svend_16 September 30, 2020