Top ramen penis

When the penis looks like the the first layer on uncooked Top Ramen Penis also known as Maruchan Cock

Sabrina-oh my God girl last night I went to perform fellatio you won't believe what the nightmares down there
Bria- I didn't have the best of luck last night either girl
Sabrina- he had Top Ramen penis I got up and left right away it looks like somebody took a uncooked Ramen noodle and somehow rolled it up that Maruchan Cock terrified me

by Ramen Hood March 01, 2021

Up topped

When you catch the ball over someone in football

Paul got up topped by Deandre in the end zone yesterday

by Knight55 September 27, 2022

Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex

in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.

"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."

by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023

ball up top

When faced with a difficult or emotionally charged situation, "ball up top" is used to keep composure and handle the problem with a calm, controlled demeanor.

In September 2024, X user @kfmsr discovered he was not the parent of his alleged child. He responded to this statement with a calm demeanor, retweeting "She ain't mine. Ball up top 🚶🏿 ♂️".

I found out my long-distance girlfriend was not taking 'night shifts' at her job. Ball up top.

by lilwizardry September 14, 2024

Ball up top

“Ball up top” is a saying in pickup basketball that means the ball is returned to the top of the key and alerts players that the next point is starting.

Often used to indicate that one is moving on.

Just found out my daughter ain't mine. Ball up top🚶🏿 ♂️

by maximi September 14, 2024

Top-toed

A woman who is vastly attractive to the outward eye but is shy and not aware/conscious of how beautiful she is.

“Wow. I’ve never met a person as top-toed as she is. What a fascinating young lady.”

by Olsacellist December 24, 2023

Pizza-top it

To avoid the police while driving drunk and/or speeding, by using the pizza delivery roof topper you kept after Papa John's fired you.

Man, I'm totally wasted and there are cops everywhere. Gonna have to pizza-top it.

by ChakaSlestack October 17, 2011