You’re as straight as your hair

A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.

Dylan- you so gay michael

-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind

Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!

- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries

by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019

Hairing

An alternate word to the word "shave" used in the same context as you would skinning something

Person 1 "I think I want to shorten my hair"
Person 2 "Oh I can help you I'm hairing somebody right now"

by _Izzysaurus February 25, 2022

hairing

when your hair isn’t or is looking as good as it normally does

“my hair isn’t hairing i think i need to wash it”

“WTF IS HAIRING DID YOU MAKE IT UP”

by wanna kms March 14, 2022

Hair Omelette

The unfortunate act of accidentally vomiting on a woman's hairy vagina during vigorous cunnilingus, possibly as a result of rapidly ingesting both liquid and food, and the necessary bending of the body. A notable hair omelette contains limited fluids while retaining a certain drip along the labia, and its focus is on the undigested chunks, ideally remaining in place with the help of the pubic hair.

John#1: "Dude, what the hell happened with Emily the other night? I hook you up and now she's pissed at me!"

John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."

John#1: "..."

by ForAllTheBeaversInTheWorld December 09, 2011

Wen Hair Care

an American hair care brand founded by Chaz Dean.

Wen Hair Care was founded by celebrity hairstylist Chaz Dean

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023

Hag Hair

Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.

Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.

<sometime later>

Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.

by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023

rice crispy hair

when you got rise crispy hair it means your hair is crunch and as dry as a rice cripy, like when you use to much edge control of gel that rice crispy hair because is cruncy on the outside.

"yo boboqwisha, you bot rise crispy hair."
"eww fix you rice crispy hair."
"you are not coming to my house with that rise cripy hair!"

by scoopdedewhop8 March 22, 2021