Jake Justino

A tall, muscular, hunk who will take your girl without even looking at her. He stores shit up his ass like undo dice, and anal beads. An absolute chad with a monster schlong about 5.3 inches, and a weight of 12 pounds.

Guy#1: Yo did you hear about JAKE JuSTinO!?!
Guy#2: YEAH MAN HE SLAPPED ME WITH HIS SCHLONG

by mattcris4n May 23, 2020

Jake

A jake is a god who likes to be worshipped. He is a very special individual

Jake is cool

by Jj waller December 18, 2019

Jake Cuthbert

A man with a batty wider then the Mediterranean

Oh my god, I can see Jake Cuthbert's batty from Mongolia!

by BigBattyBoyLover February 15, 2023

lumber jake

A lumber jake is a guy who looks like he's too pretty to be an actual lumberjack. Instead he would just hang around the logging camp and trade beauty tips for flap jacks.

Look at this preposterous lumber jake stealing all of our ladies!

by Unchangeable Bird April 21, 2018

Jake

There's usually three types of them. The first type is not that bright, and tend to hiss a lot (please don't hunt me down for saying this but it's true). The second type a little bit funny, but usually just guy jokes, girls will probably just stare at him weirdly for cracking that type of joke. Not that smart, but not to stupid. The third type, is a complete moron. They always try to act cool, but they never are. If you know a Jake, their not good luck. And please run away, just for the sake of your sanity and all.

Girl #1: Look, there's jake!
Girl #2: Which one?

by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018

Jake Paul

A cancerous you tuber with a fan base of 9 year old's. As Jake Paul continues to flood the internet with cringe added to him and his "Team" being hypocritical lairs the internet hates him and his views are slowly dying out.

Jake Paul is a hypocritical idiot...

by Brahmbles June 9, 2018

Jake E

A funny guy and good to be around, but shows his gayness at almost every opportunity he gets. Jakes are sensitive and one minded, but also very creative and have lots of girl friends because he’s not attracted to them at all. You will always find a Jake, in the boys bathroom, sucking at a gloryhole.

Girl: hey look at Jake E over there, he’s really funny guy
Girl 2: yeah but he’s extremely gay and will always take a guy over a girl

Girl: and I heard he’s also attracted to Ben.

by ##ALI-A is life ## February 7, 2019