The event when, instead of the penis growing larger, the rest of the body gets smaller, thereby increasing the relative size of the shlong.
Not to be confused with a reverse boner.
Not to be confused with a reverse boner.
You see, Perry the Platypus, with my latest inator, I will obtain an unstoppable inverse boner: giving me the largest glizzy in the entire Tri State Area... relatively.
by Only_69 April 18, 2021
Get the Inverse Bonermug. I Saw Robbie walking out of class with his book over his crotch, he appeared to be limping... tsk tsk, must've had boner swag!
by ajhgui1 August 11, 2012
Get the Boner Swagmug. A person who knowingly procrastinates even though something has to be taken care of within an allotment of time and then pushes the responsibility of the task onto someone else, making them a cheesy boner.
Bill was a cheesy boner and made Tom complete all of the work to make sure the project was done on time.
by Fireman 28 September 18, 2014
Get the Cheesy Bonermug. When you’re getting that slurpy top and she lets out a little laugh as your kids slide down her throat, sounding like wet socks on a slippery dance floor
My guy flap got that good ole giggle Boner by that banging 10 leaving the bar (might have been a gay bar)
by Daddysocks19 August 3, 2024
Get the Giggle Bonermug. by Teddy Bund January 30, 2023
Get the Rich Man's Bonermug. A god-like erection that often comes as the result of not masturbating for long periods of time, and then doing something sexual.
by Poomah May 9, 2018
Get the demi bonermug. When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.
*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"
by Incubator September 18, 2023
Get the Boner patrolmug.