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post breakup penis disorder

Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship
My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex
by posting for a friend September 23, 2016
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Post-Sequitur

Post-Sequitur
A thought or sentence that continues the previous statement or thought before the prior compleation of thought and or sentence.
This may be due to either a break in the mental stabilty of one's logic chain, or the possiblity that the subconcious answers the question before the concious mind has fully formed it. Other possibilities lay within apathy or acceptence of the individual.
As opposed to a 'brain fart' there is no time between a) the orginal thought and b) the inturrupting conclusion.
"Do I want to... never mind that would be dumb." i.e. Post-Sequitur
"I want to say... don't you think?" i.e. Post-Sequitur
"Was it my, doesn't matter I don't regret it." i.e. Post-Sequitur
"Watch.. (he'll figure it out) !!" i.e. Post-Sequitur
by RoninOfTheMoon January 6, 2008
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post vbucks clarity

That sense of guilt after spending money on Fortnite or when looking at your Fortnite locker and feeling disappointed for all the money you have spent on virtual items and fake currency that won’t grant you anything in the real world
Jack: “How many skins do you have?”
John: “389, man post vbucks clarity is hitting hard right now
by maany January 4, 2024
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Post who you talk to day

March 21st is the day you appreciate the person u talk to by posting them
Post who you talk to day : Post your boyfriend or girlfriend on Instagram
by Nnana1234567 March 20, 2022
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Post-Salem Depression

A state of sadness/mental instability after leaving Salem College, where you had the best time of your life.
„Why are you so sad?“
„I just graduated and miss my friends, I have Post-Salem Depression
by Blablabla1810 July 31, 2021
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post this on ig reels

This means that what you post was so idiotic that you have to be clowned on instagram reels. On instagram reels people make harder jokes about you and its somewhat amusing.
Post this on ig reels 😭”
by Jellywasmadeinalab November 20, 2023
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