Peanut butter butt

The result of eating one too many peanut butter sandwhiches and ending up with poop stuck in your ass crack.

Robert: Wow Naomi! you have the messiest peanut butter butt I have ever seen..lemme eat that shit out!

Naomi: Yeah go for it, I ate 69 peanut butter sandwiches mang. Beware of dirty butt crust and filthy mushrooms.

by Tuna can chode December 2, 2011

Butter your bean

Self explanatory. If you don't get it, let me explain for yourself. "Buttering the bean", or "buttering your bean", is in essence busting your nut full of semen on a girls clitoral region, aka the "bean".

"I'm gonna butter your bean you dirty whore"

Guy 1 - "Oh brah, did you butter her bean last night?"
Guy 2 - "Yeah dude I hope I didnt get her preggers"

Girl - "MMMMMMM he buttered my bean so good last night, it took us hours to clean it all up!"

by Karl Hungus1 December 20, 2010

butters my toast

To Annoy, Provoke, or Piss someone Off.

Can you stop it really butters my toast when you do that Imo

by miisfiit December 15, 2014

vietnamese taint butter

a term coined by john mayer on his twitter page. The term vietnamese taint butter goes back to the Vietnam war. US soldiers would attempt to extract a rare butter found exclusively in the taints of their vietnamese prisoners of war. The taint butter is extremely rare, it has been said that the lack of taint butter led to the military failures in Vietnam. As it turns out, vietnamese taint butter is a delicious spread for bagels and toast.

Guy 1: sup bro? do we have any cream cheese?
Guy 2: nah broseph. but we do have vietnamese taint butter.
Guy 1: nice! that's what I really wanted

by twitter informer September 2, 2009

hot buttered ass

A tasty treat for boys & girls.

"Oh baby . . . take off those jeans, spread those cheeks and let your girl have a little taste of your hot buttered ass."

by Anathema Device January 24, 2004

Peanut butter shit

Diarrhea so fucking bad that it resembles peanut butter that has been thrown against the wall.

I just took a gigantic peanut butter shit and it felt so good

by Cactus wank August 19, 2016

Butter Fucking Fingers

A common disorder that is more severe than just regular butter fingers. This disorder makes almost any type of grasping of the hand on an object impossible. This is due to the fact that their fingers only have one purpose and that purpose is to fuck butter. Butter is no longer on the fingers like butter fingers but it is now being fucked by the fingers. Thus making the fingers way too slippery and too greasy to attempt to grasp and keep a firm grip on any object.

Tom: "Woody how can you not be able to pick up that damn box!?"

Woody: "I have butter fucking fingers sir!"

Tom: "Oh I understand now."

by Kai V October 5, 2009