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Nostril Cream Pie

A nostril cream pie occurs at the end/conclusion of a blowjob when a guy pulls his dick out of a girls mouth just before he cums and jams it up to or in (depending on size of dick and her nostrils) one of her nostrils and blows his whole load up her nose.
Dude, she was so pissed when I gave her a gnarly nostril cream pie!!!

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by Eskorpija May 21, 2016
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salami pie

The best pie in all of history made with tons of grease and salami.
A yummy pie made from salami is salami pie.

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by Nissassa223 May 15, 2016
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boston cream pie

a three way homosexual act involving at least one filthy irish guy who takes the cum of the first gentleman(often black) up his ass to have the 2nd one(often italian) eat it out of the irish guy's asshole
a black guy, and a filthy Irishman walk into an Italian restaurant and yelled "which one of you guinea bastards wants a boston cream pie for desert?", as he bent the irish guy over the bar and fucked him in the ass.
by BrafZachland May 13, 2016
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Cinnamon pie

The act of creampieing someone sprinkling cinnamon and eating you disgust out
"Oh Tammy I want to make sweat cinnamon pie with you "wink*
by Jdmaker68 June 9, 2016
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Digital pie crust

Things created in the digital world that break and crumble when moved to reality
"His status updates made me smile, until they turned out to be digital pie crust"

"It sounded good in the email but when implemented it was only digital pie crust"

"She said my interpretation of her text where digital pie crust"
by Dreamingjean with CockyHaky April 22, 2016
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Key lime pie

The act of inserting limes into your partner's rectum, and you plus multiple other men ejaculate into the hole. Spoons are distributed, and the key lime pie is eaten
by Shrek33sander May 8, 2016
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scottish meat pie

While having sex after an evening of pub crawling, accidentally taking a dump on your partner'S chest during anal stimulatio
She was looking for a sexual end to a romantic evening but ended up with a Scottish Meat Pie
by RevsMenu October 8, 2016
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