No hair!

A phrase to say when someone criticizes the amount of clothes you bring with you on a trip.
According to Louis Tomlinson back in (2012) Liam Payne brings no hair

LP: "You bring too many clothes, and then you buy more"
LT: "And what do you bring Liam? No hair!"

by Jkjenny July 25, 2021

Nine hair

A person, typically female who is going bald but still has a Brillo pad hairdo or combover.

Tina is a real Nine Hair with that fuzzy combover.

by Y&•Illuninati April 24, 2015

Soviet Hair Salon

A hair salon where everyone gets the same exact haircut.

Person 1: All those people have the same bowl-shaped hair
Person 2: Heck yeah boi it's the Soviet Hair Salon

by Anti Social Cuddlefish March 25, 2020

Covid hair

The way your hair looks after laying on the couch for 3 or 4 days binge-watching "Breaking Bad" for the 4th time since the pandemic got your ass laid off.

Never answer a video call when you have covid hair

by Rowan 64 April 22, 2020

wholesome hair

Lee umm’s hair

Wholesome hair is the perfect adjective to describe hair.

by carmie September 16, 2020

mac n cheese hair

mac n cheese hair is a wonderful girl who is amazing and the best person ever

"hi mac n cheese hair!"
"hi."

by magical unicorn baddie uwu June 8, 2023

Chicago Hair

A term used to describe a young man who is balding or trying to hide his bald spot—often by wearing a hat. The name “Chicago Hair” comes from the windy reputation of Chicago, where a strong gust could easily blow off a hat and reveal a hidden bald patch.

Man: “Let’s go swimming on the first date—so you cant catfish me with your makeup or filters.”

Woman: “Sure! And on our second date, let’s take a walk through Chicago so the wind can snatch that hat right off your head and reveal your bald spot, How’s that sound, Chicago Hair?”

by yunggravy4 April 22, 2025