The act of pretending your casually in love with your girlfriend but you're actually an obsessed stalker who sniffs her when you hug.
by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017
Get the A Jake Brightmanmug. "Jake" is used when referring to someone you respect very much. It could mean an aristocrat. This can be extremely offensive if used sarcastically or in a similar way.
by beanebabeabebabenabdsandkjblds June 8, 2021
Get the Jakemug. Jake the steak, known best for living in a lake of snakes. The holder of the biggest steak world record. His most profound super power is many snakes and women being extremely attracted to him, the occasional lion too. He is also very hard workin and has really nice abs 😣. If you get a hold of a steak like his make sure you gobble it before anyone else does.
"Woah do you see all those snakes and those chiseled abs!! He's totally a Jake the Steak, I wonder if he will have my snake babies🥺!!"
by shdgdjsjwu>:( November 22, 2021
Get the Jake the Steakmug. by Mehllodie, Or something April 6, 2022
Get the Steak from Jake's armmug. A dude mJake is sooo amazing he will put anyone before him and if anyone tries to mess wit his girl they finna die,He has many sides the depressed side the emo side the fake gang member side the nerd side and the sweet adorable side to where whenever you see him your heart will just melt,he will never try to hurt a soul,wouldn’t even kill a fly,He can be a bit of a stud but he’s damn sexy when he is,when he’s being a stud expect for him to say something like: hey babygirl come to daddy!
Girl:OMG A DUDE JAKE JUST KILLED SOMEONE FOR CALLING HIS GIRL HOT!
Also girl:I WANT A MANS LIKE THAT!
Also girl:I WANT A MANS LIKE THAT!
by Kristen Fisher August 8, 2019
Get the A dude Jakemug. A wild child-loving methhead who shits on the floor, and camps out on his roof waiting to catch little kids.
by gay baby hero July 24, 2020
Get the Jakemug. 