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Taking a Bobby

Taking a Bobby- picking up a golf putt over a foot away because you are positive you can’t miss it
by Kar1010 June 24, 2025
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Taking over the world

“what do you wanna do tonight, brain?”

the same thing we do every night pinky, try to take over the world!”

this is Taking over the world
by bussyfart1000 November 7, 2021
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Taking the Mickey

Another way of saying taking the piss. This time, there's a Disney twist to it.
by kaijak music bickey January 24, 2025
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Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"

Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
No wonder we never saw that kid again.... Holy shit!

And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
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National take your boyfriend to Casino day

Taking Your sweat heart of a boyfriend to the casino to gamble your money it doesn’t have to be much just at least $50 min to show your appreciation for all he does for you.
Imma take my boy to the casino for national take your boyfriend to casino day, imma give him like $300 to triple his money so he can take us out somewhere nice cause he’s so amazing to me
by Boyfriend days August 9, 2025
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An expression used by Trixie Mattel to make fun of or parodise something in a stereotypical southern american accent
Person 1: „Why do these gay people need a parade, why do they need to be so in your face about it?“
Person 2 (with irony): „If you want my gun, try and take it“
by Langiuca October 3, 2023
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