Yard Stick 

A word used to describe a random person or friend when they do or say something completely retarded and need to be made fun of.
Also can be used to describe a person who sucks at sports, work or basically anything related to daily life.

Whoever: Asks stupid ass question
You: "Man that kid is such a yard stick, what a stupid question"
Friend: "OMG such a retard haha"

Random person: Slips and falls on ice or trips on random thing
You: "Man did you see that yard stick wipe out?!?!"
Friend: "Ya he totally just ate it hahaha!"

Yard Stick by Brengland February 6, 2010

dick-stick 

a man who usally has a woody as hard as a stick

kyle is looking at sally with a dick-stick

dick-stick by hsih7jhjdsb April 22, 2008

Lord Stanley's Love Stick

The act of shoving a hockey stick into a woman's vagina.

Guy 1:Did you hear Patrick gave someone Lord Stanley's Love Stick.
Guy 2: Yeah i think she is in the hospital now

Lord Stanley's Love Stick by Sanduskyyyyyyyyy February 10, 2013

Baked Bean On A Stick

A red haired person of slight build.

The ginger couple had a skinny son with bright orange hair, he looked like a baked bean on a stick.

Baked Bean On A Stick by invaderofthemoot December 6, 2018

shit stick 

A stick you flick larger piece of shit off of at others.

After Anal sex, you have a shit stick

the boy picked up the stick and shot a shit ball at his sister.
Then fucked her and had a shit stick around his groan.

shit stick by Tyler February 4, 2004

Magic Stick

cannabis

pass the magic stick man.

Magic Stick by pete hodge July 15, 2003

Fuck Stick 

1)A dildo

2)A person that is a dick head or shit stain. One that should sit on a broom naked in the corner.

See Shit Stain

Tim looks like a dick. He is nothing but a "fuck stick". Ha ha ha, very funny joke Tim. Oh boy you are a regular Arnold Brounsfiger. Shut the fuck up you fucking "fuck stick". Go do deep knee bends in cucumber patch. Fuck Stick.

Fuck Stick by JLOH December 16, 2004