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by fhht September 6, 2023
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Frida the day old french fry

frida has the biggest head in the whole entire world like hugamungus big. every guy she comes upon, she thinks they are hot so hit her up mistersss. if she doesn't fine you cute than you really must be fineeee. she weird like that. she has the weirdest taste in guys. she sucks at Roblox and can never beat sam broccoli cheddar soup. like in her dreamsss. -pp, sam, vale
frida the day old french fry: damnnnn he's fine asff
by THE pp ;) January 9, 2020
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old door

Noun. Singular. A contemporary term that describes someone with advanced journalistic expertise but is out of touch with any classical aspect of literary amusement, namely crossword puzzle solving. It's most appropriately used in reference to an Editor-in-Chief of a graduate school newspaper but could be extended to describe any member of the editorial board thereof.
I'm an old door at solving crossword puzzles.
by TMP's © November 7, 2014
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12 year old

horny cosplayers. Also the age where puberty starts to kick in, its not a good age, at this age you get access to lots of apps on the app store or play store, also at this age you start to think you are so mature even though you are really just a underaged horny little shit
at this age you already know multiple things your parents rather you don't know and you also become dirty minded, you have a huge friend group or are socially awkward and you have an unhealthy obsession with not doing your work and sleeping most of the time
you don't go out that much either
a 12 year old in 2019 is born in 2007 or late-2006
a 12 year old in 2020 is born in 2008 or late-2007
a 12 year old in 2021 is born in 2009 or late-2008
a 12 year old in 2022 is born in 2010 or late-2009
a 12 year old in 2023 is born in 2011 or late-2010
a 12 year old in 2024 is born in 2012 or late-2011
we getting old
by lonelywinter July 15, 2023
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squirrely old fuck

An old dude on a meth bender who’s eyes usually point in different directions.
When I came outta my house this morning my car was sitting on blocks! I bet that squirrely old fuck from down the street stole my rims!
by Cocknocks July 13, 2022
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17 years and 364 days old

Person: I am 17 years and 364 days old.
Other person: damn bro you cooked 💀
by 147852369/*-+.0 August 13, 2025
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cranky old lady

the cranky old lady is someone who asked you to take down your trampoline and puts a no parking sign next to your car. basically she is a difficult old woman who thinks all expats are rude.
“did you see the cranky old lady?”

“yes” jude said “we all put sausages covered in ketchup on her car!”

*the group cackles*
by Black Nose Charles II December 28, 2023
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