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PopTart Jesus

He has a BIG dick that if enters you your legs will become useless.
by oashiojdiojsdf July 17, 2019
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Jesus

Means - God Saves. Salvation.

The Way, the Truth and the Life. Son of God. Messiah. King of Kings and Lord of Lords. Jesus is Lord. The only one who can save our souls. His sinless, spotless blood was shed for humanity around 2,000 years ago. He is the most loving person you would ever know. Full of compassion and mercy, He revealed the loving nature of God. He knows everything about everyone. He is the Lamb of God and the Lion of Judah. No one can compare to Jesus. He performed many miracles. He cast out demons. He healed everyone He met. He cured the blind, healed the crippled and lame, He preached on repentance and forgiveness. He is God in the flesh. Immanuel means literally 'God with us'. The first man to have been born into this world of a virgin and therefore able to live without the sinful nature and never sin once. He defeated death and rose again on the third day. His first disciples were martyred for the faith, brutally killed for preaching about what they had seen and heard with their own eyes.
"Jesus is my Lord and Saviour"
"Lord Jesus is beautiful beyond description."
"Jesus is my closest friend, I am going to meet Him in Heaven"

"Jesus wants us to love our enemies and love our neighbour as ourselves"

"Jesus is the Messiah, the Son of God, the risen Christ"

"Everything about Jesus is pure, right and true. He has the power to save us and make us whole. No one can ever love each one of us as much as He does"
by heavensjewels April 3, 2022
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Jesus Dominguez

one of the best people ever and best cousin ever bc they are and they make VERY good food
by ed shartan December 2, 2021
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Stinky Jesus

Someone who looks homeless and showers less frequently then his piers, generally a nick name given to man who has long hair and a zz top style beard and smells like 3 day old hiking socks,

Stinky Jesus is generally the life of the party and always last to bed.
Do you remember Stinky Jesus from Saturday night, he needed a bloody tub !
by Gangus Karn July 28, 2020
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jesus leon

Type of person who can do really well at fighting but don't like to prove it by hitting his own friends but not care about pain and not scared to die

like making offensive jokes and only gets hurt by emissions and only respect his own race and girlfriend or boyfriend and never forget things but never judge best at making mistakes but good at making love
He treats me like he's Jesus Leon
by God behind christ January 15, 2018
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The Jesus Fandom

In a sentence:

man this makes me want to quit The Jesus fandom

Example:

Bob: hey thought you were going to church

Chad: nah i quit that fandom a long time ago
by Echophobia April 26, 2022
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obama jesus

God like form of grand Master obama
"Obama Jesus will strike you down"
by Boymansupa September 13, 2021
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