The House of Horrible Posts

DRIGGS' and Cobra's Sexy House of Delicious Titay Fooking Whores.

Let's all titay fook L-5!

by Richard Nixon October 9, 2004

Horrific Housing

Funny House randomizer game where the goal is to be the last one standing to win.

(Person 1): Yo wanna play a cool game called Horrific Housing? (Person 2): Sure lol :p

by SchoolLunchIsBad March 27, 2023

House Gremlin

A stay at home in a healthy relationship with many sources of income, often kept in hoarded stashes. They love making food. And making things to trade for other things. They are like a house elf, except they have many socks already.

My partner is a house gremlin. They made bead and worked on some pottery today.

by Chrissynitenite February 26, 2024

House Face

Your real face. The one you have walking through the kitchen Sunday morning after a 2-4 bender and only like 5 people know about.

Hero-"hey babe I showed the Easter pictures to Susan at work"
Wife- You didn't show the one with my House Face right?
Hero-"Nah bae, I got you"

by BalerionTheBlack April 14, 2021

Coffee house conservative

A conservative who's taste in fashion, music, habits, and/or aesthetics are more typically seen in more left-leaning or liberal persons. I.E.: A more urbanized conservative.

Jasmine drives a hybrid and attends daily yoga sessions out at the park, but she votes Republican. I guess that makes her a coffee house conservative.

by ROBop March 18, 2023

Coffee House Dubstep

Term used to describe a certin style of music usually artists like The Chainsmokers & Purity Ring

Music with softer slower lyrics with and upbeat dubstep style of background music

Friend 1: I love the style of music Purity Ring makes

Friend 2: I call it Coffee House Dubstep

by Dbass1292 July 11, 2016

Ye olde clam house

Veteran franciscans know one of the best places to get the best seafood in the city is. Ye olde clam house on bayshore blvd near 3rd Street and just a stones throw from the alameny off ramp from 101.

Ye olde clam house is a wonderful place to eat but if you're in the city and you don't have a car you could hop a Muni #9 San Bruno and it might take awhile but you'd eventually get there and it's definitely worth it!

by 4realazitgits April 16, 2021