lost his monkey

a frantic or excessive showing of rage or panic.

Steve completely lost his monkey at work yesterday when he found out that his cubical was shortened to make room for the new copy center.

by peterosefiretruck November 5, 2010

Omg! hi vagina okay?

A formal greeting.

Sharyl: "Omg! hi vagina okay?"
Daphne: "Yes, vagina okay. You?"

by OccasionalLeaf October 14, 2022

Stroken his eggo

A sex reference to a man sliding his dick around on another man’s ass cheek

Yeah bro, i was stroken his eggo for 43 seconds before I came.

by i’m literally just here March 10, 2022

hi, i’m a slut

A amazing song that deserves all my love.

hi, i’m a slut
Do what I want. Idgaf

by WESLAYTHATD.CK November 21, 2021

Cleaning his room

Hooking up, making out, hitting it up.

Why were Margaret and Matthew late?
Oh, she was cleaning his room.

by thewizardofozisgay May 31, 2010

dark corner of his imagination

Also known as reality

even my goodness as a person was questioned (total bullshit)- basically a message that was completely baseless and formed in some dark corner of his imagination...

by PnBOX November 12, 2021

load his bazooka

Chowing down on someone another person's nickel.

About an hour ago he invited himself into my kitchen and proceeded to load his bazooka.

by JCA/Bremerton February 7, 2022