Chris

A poes!

Chris is a poes!

by Gnarlyfakka September 20, 2021

Chris

Short chubby simp that blocks his best friends over a thot ugly fat girl called Natalie.

Chris is about to get five knuckle shuffled by Natalie’ boyfriend

by Johnnnnnn cennnnna September 25, 2021

Chris

A fucking perv who loves little girls and can’t wait to go to pre school to see the little kids

God damn chris stay away she’s only 4

by User5262936391 September 25, 2021

Hate chris

Which means when a GILBERT understands everything about you and appreciates you

I hate chris

by Sghhhhh September 29, 2021

Chris

Chris is a direct synonym for beta male, meaning to be a a subordinate male.

He could never be an alpha, his name is Chris.

by nuee September 30, 2021

Chris

Confusion, pure confusion...

Chris is Confusion

by KATANACHRIS July 21, 2021

Chris P

Chris P Bacon was a sensational meme. As its name suggests, Chris P Bacon is a pig who is in a wheelchair. Chris P passed away in a barn fire in Feb 2021. RIP angel.

In honour of Chris P, vegetarians and vegans use Chris P to signify that they are on a plant-based diet; a no-crispY-bacon diet.

"Why are you not eating any meat?"
"Oh, I'm keeping it Chris P!"

by yolanda123 July 26, 2021