A condition that arises from a poor diet and lifestyle which, when passing a morning stool results in acidic stomach acid residue remaining in the butt crack after a good wiping. Combine this with the setup of a live event, where sometimes thousands of steps are taken moving around the venue and a high humidity level; results in an uncomfortable rash forming between the butt cheeks. Depending on the severity, the afflicted will tend to move around less as the day goes on, a shower is the only known remedy. Once treated the condition can still take over 12 hours to settle. Ointments may soothe over this period, but who wants to go there?
"I pulled a 20 hour shift on Friday."
"That would have paid well?"
"Yeah it did, but I got a bad case of gig bum."
"That would have paid well?"
"Yeah it did, but I got a bad case of gig bum."
by xxX-Philby-Xxx March 1, 2009
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The art of appearing absolutely glamourous in one's most dirtiest and unflattering outfit, for example a pair of sweatpants and a faded hooded sweatshirt or t-shirt, while not having groomed or showered for at least a day.
Fem A: I don't understand why I'm getting the sideways glances even though I'm looking a mess today.
Fem B: It must be your bum glam. Dumb caddy b*tches.
Fem B: It must be your bum glam. Dumb caddy b*tches.
by Missy Mars April 7, 2011
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Someone who parks their car in your parking spot. Making them a bum and lazy. Especially a paid parking spot. Where someone other than you has paid for it! It's like parking in a handicap spot.
Girl:
Hey Bum don't park in my spot!
BUM:
🖕🏻 Bi*ch, c*nt I can do what I want when I want. Why because I have good vibes!
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Someone who parks their car in your parking spot. Making them a bum and lazy. Especially a paid parking spot. Where someone other than you has paid for it! It's like parking in a handicap spot.
Girl:
Hey Bum don't park in my spot!
BUM:
🖕🏻 Bi*ch, c*nt I can do what I want when I want. Why because I have good vibes!
by Sum-wear-over-da?103 April 11, 2023
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2nd Person: *whispers* I like those plump lips.
African: Bum Slips! Bum Slips! What are Bum Slips?
(No offence to Africans, this was said by one of my friends.)
2nd Person: *whispers* I like those plump lips.
African: Bum Slips! Bum Slips! What are Bum Slips?
(No offence to Africans, this was said by one of my friends.)
by Meich May 9, 2011
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