chrysler turbine car

really cool jet powered car made by chrysler back in the 60s, could run on anything, from perfume to alcohol to soybean oil, unfortunately they were forced to destroy them due to government pressure and cost of keeping them around basically.

there are just nine chrysler turbine cars left in the world.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 13, 2025

Irish Car Starter

Jerk off a dude and start twisting his nipples as he cums, making him "explode" as you do.

"I gave this guy an Irish car starter. He moaned so loud"

by Obviouslyclear September 15, 2025

a car hits me and im in the e.r fr

when you get into an incident in which an automobile hits you and you get sent to the emergency room, for real

bootyclapper: a car hits me and im in the e.r fr

by dogethatman September 18, 2025

Driving in My Car

DRIVING IN MY CAR, RIGHT AFTER A BEER
HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER
DUI? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE
I'LL GO 100MILES AN HOUR
LITTLE DO YOU KNOW, I FILLED UP ON GAS
IMA GET UR FOUNTAIN MAKING ASS
PULVERIZE THIS FUCK
WITH MY BERGENTRUCK
IT SEEMS UR OUTTA LUCK
TRUCK!

I was driving in my car, until I decided to run over a few innocent pedestrians.

by IAMVERYHUNGRY September 26, 2025

Car

Misspelled word for cat (household feline pet), that started as a meme around 2024, often used for silliness effect.

Cat lover: idk why but my car acting unusually

Car enthusiast: What wrong with ur car
Cat lover: He keep eating random plants
Car enthusiast: Ur car does WHAT??

by Teh_boi October 2, 2025

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEE-

My friend you need some fucking help

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER is a Deltarune meme with Asgore Dreemurr, Father of Kris Dreemurr the Protaganist of Deltarune and Asriel Dreemurr, Ex Husband of Toriel Dreemurr running over Dess Holiday, Thought to be the Roaring Knight and Haunts the entire game, She was the sister of Noelle Holiday, One of the main characters starting from Chapter 2 and the Daughter of Rudy and Carol Holiday, The lyric mentions the Bergun-Truck, Asgores truck used to kill Dess Holiday, and interpreted as a Ford F150, The animation Involves Asgore looking forward and turning right in our direction and smiling, Then cuts to him Driving and implied to be drunk by the lyric, we him from behind with his arm tight on the wheel showing his veins, A dashboard ornament of Kris wearing a red headband with horns can be seen along with a piece of unknown material with the words I pic of a heart my family, this is taking place in a dark forest at night, Dess is running from Asgore and also throws a rock at his car but a few moments later gets run over with us first seeing her turn back and have a pizza tower like face but then we see a splash of blood indicating her demise.

by Braindead Deltarune Fan October 5, 2025

loner car strategy

The strategy used by Mercedes-Benz where you are given a more expensive or luxurious Mercedes-Benz car while your usual vehicle is being fixed or repaired. This is meant to prevent you from ever experiencing that other makes' cars are better than Mercedes-Benz.

When my C-Class was in the shop, they handed me a brand new S-Class as a loner car strategy—now I can't stop thinking about how much I love driving it!

by Emotional Cruiser October 13, 2025