Pee-Pee Tucker

An obnoxious homosexual male or transgender being who parades in private or public deriving heavy pleasure in the folding of the penis between the legs. Basically, everyone from San Francisco.

Person 1: Did you hear that Terry in the office is a Pee-Pee Tucker? Like that dude, Buffalo Bill, from that one movie. Dancing in the mirror, all tucked down, listening to Donna Summer and shit.

Person 2: Hell no I didn't hear that! That shit is bunk! Fuck that dude.

by The_Master356 July 28, 2017

Watering the turkey

To go to the bathroom/toilet

Hold on Bob I just have to go water the turkey.

Jessica is just watering the turkey, she will be with you soon.

by Buzzyb33 July 31, 2017

banged me a turkey sandwich

When a vagina is penetrated repeatedly and with excessive force, whereas afterwards the vagina resembles lunch meat.

He really banged me a turkey sandwich last night!

by Kristenkooster October 25, 2017

phat-ass tucket

When you intentionally shit your pants while riding a mobility scooter.

Michael did a phat-ass tucket at the McDonald's drive-thru.

by Manuele Pepe November 4, 2017

Stuff the Turkey

When a person sticks their dick in a turkey and uses the juices as a replacement for lubricant.

“Yea I ran out of lube yesterday so I had to stuff the turkey!”

by Grapefruit Style November 10, 2017

Dabbing on a turkey

When one person performs oral favors to a man of advanced age.

Emily loves her sugar daddy. She's dabbing on a turkey every night.

by would you kindly November 24, 2017

tracy broke turkey

Lowest point of your life when you prepared to suck dick cause the only thing you can afford is cum.. Cause you getting it free

Homie I'm at the Tracy broke turkey of my life.
Don't try and Tracy broke turkey your way out of this.

by Psycho god June 7, 2018