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British Fruit Pie

A sexual act in which the testicles are placed in a colander and rubbed, then a plastic bag is placed over them, whilst five loaves of sourdough bread are rubbed around the girl's clit.
Brandon: oh god, we had a British Fruit Pie last night. It was great

Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!
by Jennifer Marquez June 28, 2016
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german pie

When you put it in her ass then her puss and cum on her face and pieces of shit come out it resembles a German marshmallow pie
Dude I gave Susan a German pie last night she loves it like thanksgiving
by Middletoe365 June 2, 2016
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sweatie pie

When you accidentally spell sweetie pie wrong and call your spouse it for the last 10 YEARS!!
That's great news sweatie pie. Don't check my armpits
by Dirty Dohnut May 29, 2016
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Pie Bowl

A fat man that gets lots of women and no one understands how. He is a super cool guy that is easy to get along with.
Damn! Pie Bowl is at it again! Did you see that cute girl he slept with?! I don't understand how he does it.
by Jeff Z May 24, 2016
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Nostril Cream Pie

A nostril cream pie occurs at the end/conclusion of a blowjob when a guy pulls his dick out of a girls mouth just before he cums and jams it up to or in (depending on size of dick and her nostrils) one of her nostrils and blows his whole load up her nose.
Dude, she was so pissed when I gave her a gnarly nostril cream pie!!!

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by Eskorpija May 21, 2016
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salami pie

The best pie in all of history made with tons of grease and salami.
A yummy pie made from salami is salami pie.

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by Nissassa223 May 15, 2016
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boston cream pie

a three way homosexual act involving at least one filthy irish guy who takes the cum of the first gentleman(often black) up his ass to have the 2nd one(often italian) eat it out of the irish guy's asshole
a black guy, and a filthy Irishman walk into an Italian restaurant and yelled "which one of you guinea bastards wants a boston cream pie for desert?", as he bent the irish guy over the bar and fucked him in the ass.
by BrafZachland May 13, 2016
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