GoFundMe Friend

A person who has friends, but they’re only friends out of pitty. Never the first person to call for plans, always left as a last option. Friends of the GoFundMe friend rarely make effort in hanging out.

“I never want to become a GoFundMe Friend, I only need real friends.”

by JustYourAverageGroupie July 4, 2021

Best Friend

Someone you can go to for anything. Anything in the whole entire world, and they’ll listen and still love you. Doesn’t matter what gender. These people are the most important people in the world.

Me- Ur my best friend
Them- You too, love.

by bish12345 November 3, 2019

Short friend

A short friend is a lovely person. They're cute and kind of talkative and have many friends. People thinks your short friend is cute because they can't reach and they're quite funny and loveable. They've probably been in a dark place before so they're either emotional or very sensitive or just neither. You take care of your short friend because some might be a pussy but some not really. If you have a short friend people will tease them a lot and if they're mostly a girl will probably blush a lot as well, don't take them for grant, take care of them.

Daniel: hi short friend

Short friend: boy if you don't

by AHHHHHpeople.com November 4, 2019

friend-masking

when someone on a dating app uses pictures only with their hotter friends to hide their identity as the uglier friend in the group. they have no individual pictures on their profile.

"Bro this guy only has photos of him with his more attractive friends on his profile. I can just tell he's the short king with a bad haircut."
"It's because he's friend-masking!"

by maddyyyyyyyyyh May 22, 2023

Friend Gay

When your friend preference is only for your own self-identified gender.

When I say it is going to be just me and the boys.. that's like... always true... I'm friend gay. You're a real sweet lady. But...

by Don't use your real name.your June 7, 2023

Permanent Friend

A long term partnership with someone that is ambiguously platonic to outsiders.

It’s an undefinable permanent relationship between two people that is more than friendship, but they aren’t in a ‘relationship’ per se.

It often involves homosexual men, who are somewhat closeted.

Lisa Marie Preslie and Michael Jackson were permanent friends.

by Kezzzzzzzzz June 15, 2023

gay friend

A man that a woman tolerates, but is not attracted to.

No guy ever wants to be a gay friend, unless he actually is gay.

by Killing Kittens March 31, 2005