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beat-off baguette

The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.
"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"

"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014
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BEAT

Guy 1: That one over there is so BEAT
Guy 2: Not bad, but I like bigger tits
Guy 1: Yeah, but those eyes!
by Cliff Springs April 18, 2020
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Harsh Beats

What you say when someone does or says something rude, insulting, or crude to another person. Can also be used when something terrible happens.
Cass: "Fuck you, man! You suck!"
Jacqui: "Awww.."
Anthony: "Harsh beats."

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Cass: "I broke my leg in a terrible skiing accident. I fell into a tree well and broke it in 17 places."
Jacqui: "Harsh beats."

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by your moms hair vagina March 26, 2015
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beat creeper

beat creeper i.e; someone who steals beats from a producer for their own use.
Damn did you hear that new track by "G*****"?

Oh you mean that low class beat creeper who takes credit for beats that aren't his own?
by bdubzy April 20, 2012
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to dance on the beat

Expression inspired by a popular romanian song. A new method of "vibing" and a new way of seeing the new year (2020) in a positive way or to just make fun of something. (you can also use it when someone/something is really cool)
x: What do you think of this song?
y: It's fire, man! It dances on the beat. (to dance on the beat)
by beerkindofman January 26, 2020
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