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National Short People Day 

On February 6, anyone under 5'6 will be given a chance to not get dominated by tall people for one day. For those over 5'6, expect roasts about your foot long neck.
Boy 1: 'I heard she was 4'11.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'

National kick slightly taller people in the shins day 

October 22nd, the day for retribution against people between 5”5 and 5”10 who were just barely tall enough to escape National Throw Short People Day. You have not escaped yet.
Today is my favorite day, National kick slightly taller people in the shins day, as a person who is 6”2. I get to kick people who are shorter than me in the shins.

throw tall people day 

on october 21 you can throw anyone 6 ft or above
it is throw tall people day! yay!
throw tall people day by gabeba October 21, 2021

National throw short people day

On October 28 you can throw anyone who’s under 5’4, no permission needed
Hey it’s national throw short people day let’s how YEET them

Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. 

you really just copy and pasted the urban dictionary content rules, you must be bored
Rules: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

Stop worrying about what people do on Instagram… 

If you don’t fucking like what 20+ year old niggas are doing then unfollow them. Simple as that nigga, don’t worry about their life. Seem like you the one who need to change your mentality….
Why the FUCK you on these niggas dicks for? Stop worrying about what people do on Instagram