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pussy whipped

A guy with his head up his ass who thinks his girlfriend/wife is concerned about his well-being. He thinks being nice to her is respected and appreciated. She knows she has him by the balls and has the rest of his life planned for him. She humiliates him in front of his friends and he stays with her. He is totally brainwashed. In the advanced stages, he isn't even getting laid anymore yet continues to wait on her hand and foot and obey her every command. That is when she dumps him for Mr. Abuse who she crawls on the floor begging for acceptance from even though he sleeps around on her and treats her like shit.
Joe: "Hey Sam! Want to go to the game with us on Saturday?"

Sam: "Would love to but don't think I can make it. Have to clean the house, do grocery shopping, cook dinner, mow the lawn, fix the car, do the laundry, take the Mrs. shopping for shoes and handbags, pay the credit card bills that have $30,000 balances on them now, go to her mother's house for her third cousin's niece's sister's birthday party who I never met and don't know, dredge the Panama Canal, and 100 other things on her 'To Do' list."

Joe: "Ok. See you when you get your pussy whipped head out of your ass."
by Blake Farnsworth III September 30, 2009
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pussy pinch

1. To take a very small amount of tobacco out of a tin of dip such as Grizzly or Skoal and put it in your mouth.
Allan: Wow you only dip pouches you are such a wimp.

Nick: Look who's talkin all you do is take pussy pinches!
by isniz27 July 9, 2010
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pussy strips

Synonymous with "chicken strips." Unused area of rubber on the outside edges of motorcycle tires. They indicate that the rider is not using enough lean angle to use this area of the tire.
Look at the enormous pussy strips on that GSX-R1000! What a poser!
by Tom Shields September 8, 2008
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scrumptious pussy

speaks 4 itself
good poon
john was hungry so grabbed a bite of that scrumptious pussy
by Haironmycock February 12, 2008
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scatter pussy

a term which is use by Asian people. It means awesome(as an adjective) and extremely(as an adverb).
-My friend was caught by the polices yesterday after a race with them.
-Scatter pussy!
OR:
My roommate is scatter pussy stupid.
by avenger_vincent December 13, 2007
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Pussy Bullshit

In total disagreement with what another requests of you, or something totally against your belief, or an absolutely rediculous request. ultimately annoying
the want me to work a double shift, thats pussy bullshit.
im tired of Susies pussy bullshit all the time
by snookie pie January 16, 2009
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Sparkle pussy

1: feeling very flattered and horny at the same time

2:when strap a woman (object) to a metal table and lock her up with chains then grap the stolen glitter from you local kindergarten then sprinkle it on her pussy on the out side and inside

(hint if your Italian you have to sprinkle it the Italian way) then fuck her with the glitter bottle
Man: let’s have sex
Woman (object):no, let’s do sparkle pussy
Man:that’s a great idea
by Sparkle pussy April 4, 2019
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