A creature that is likely the result of a siren and a leprechaun breeding (which would explain the dancing). He is very silly and filled with big emotions while also being a massive nerd. It is well known that his laughter is notorious for shattering mortal beings where they stand. It is speculated that he may be a primordial eldritch being. It should be noted that he is also the father of a beautiful flamingo son that goes by the name Jericho Vesselonius Token. He can be observed going through a cycle of energetic dancing, having a mental breakdown, hyping up the homies, fighting a giant, nearly getting sniped with a drumstick, strutting like an exotic male bird searching for a mate, and zoomies. His diet consists of can of peas, bologna, caramel, taco bell, new flesh, and cream cheese on a broken jaw. Do not give him sugar past 5pm. You will end up hearing him scream all night about it. When feeding, he can be observed saying "nom nom". Overall, Vessel Marie Token is a miraculous creature deserving of deep love and affection.
Sleep: "Vessel Marie Token, did you get into the sugar again?!"
Vessel: "SUUUUUGAAAAAR I'VE GOT A TASTE FOR YOU!"
Vessel: "SUUUUUGAAAAAR I'VE GOT A TASTE FOR YOU!"
by d33pfri3dsp00ns July 3, 2025
Get the Vessel Marie Tokenmug. by This dude cuz August 21, 2016
Get the anna marie gmug. The kind of guy you write urban dictionary words about lol. He's funny, caring, sweet, smart, altruistic, and simply incredible. He usually takes a long time to open up to you, but when he does, you see even more amazing sides to him. Whenever you're with him, the entire world disappears. He's passionate about what he loves and who he loves and everyone he talks to adores him. Not only is he a one-of-a-kind friend, he is also the best guy you will ever meet. The impact that he will leave on you and your life is irreplaceable and if you meet an Maris, make sure to never let them go.
by Bubaboba November 22, 2021
Get the Marismug. A smart amazing girl with a sweet heart. Brightens up peoples days with her beautiful smile and is hot as hell.
by Secret Loaf June 30, 2022
Get the summer marie fishermug. Da guy-and-gal coupling dat occurs whenever Spider Man requests da collaboration of everyone's favorite jungle-dwelling dude in his crime-fighting escapades, and either offers to temporarily share his sweet-faced main squeeze wif him as an incentive/reward for said assistance, or leaves her in his care till he returns from a mission.
Besides da pleasant-companionship advantage of an interval of "Tarzan and Mary Jane" co-habitation, said joyful visit also allows da two Janes to share a major hen-party to gigglingly swap stories of their respective partners' wild escapades, and also exchange ideas for each of them on how to better please her man.
by QuacksO July 23, 2023
Get the Tarzan and Mary Janemug. A sexually active teenage girl who does everything except vaginal sex. Yet she still believes that she's a virgin.
Me: You had a threesome with two guys from the basketball team?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
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by Mayyyrabell August 18, 2018
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