Jake

A person who just loves heroin

“Oh! There’s a needle.” “I bet jake would love that”

by Harvey Neill March 8, 2022

Jake

jakes are swag. all cute and humour. u won’t catch Marty Mcfly with a Jake around. make sure to get a bf or friend called jake because u won’t regret it ;)

*and don’t be fooled by the bad rep j names have, they’re the sweetest, truly

that typa swag can only come from a jake

by yoyothegreat August 22, 2021

jake paul

trash

that jake paul is trash.

by hailey is dead inside l February 7, 2020

Jake

A dude with a small penis looks at girls named silly wonka

Wow what a Jake
His pp is so small

by Fisksmfnd August 15, 2020

Jake

a poopy diaper baby simp

Don't be a Jake

by notjakenihei November 2, 2021

Jake Toles

A young man who enjoys falling thirty feet onto his face

Jake Toles freefalling

Oh look, Jake Toles is bleeding out

Jake Toles naked in a helicopter

by spoonemoore November 16, 2011

Jake

Calm, relaxed and unusual in a good way. Sometimes Jake's can be genius but can have no common sense. They often take opportunities but lose them due to being to lazy. Can be hot/cute but also collected. Jake's also have chemistry with most girls due to lack of self-exploration. It's hard for them to be boring. If a Jake asks you out, you should definitely consider saying yes!

Person 1: Jake is looking mighty fine today
Person 2: Yeahhhh

by thats_unfortunate November 22, 2021