Jake

A damn hot man with hot eyes and hot hair and a steamy greasy oily hot bod. He has a lovely height and loves kids (in a friendly way)

"hot, steamy, oily, chunky, Jake bod"

by Big chunk of oily meat December 30, 2022

Fake my Jake

Fooling or tricking someone; yanking one’s chain

He told me he was a millionaire, but he can’t fake my Jake.

by Pnutz94 January 2, 2023

jake

a bitch that sucks ass at wordle but has a better jawline than me

bro he just pulled a “jake” he lost the wordle

by ballsinthejaws12 August 24, 2023

jake drew

the best man on earth about to be the best daddie on this earth wish you the best my jakie poo

alfie: your kid is going to die before it’s 3 on back of a quad (he’s gunna run him over)
jake drew:fuck off

by madeline miller 1233456 September 17, 2023

Jakes

The Police

The Jakes arrested me!

by Gordon_ September 26, 2023

Jake

Dude has a big dick and knows how to use it. so sexy omg im in love. rides big banshee and looks good while doing it. 10/10 would fuck in public. Marryyyy meeeeeee.

Omg Jake I'm so wet 4u

by trailerparkqween September 26, 2023

Jake

The best boy in the world and can beat all your nans in a sleep race and is super sexy

Jake is a fit boy

by Jake beta July 4, 2023