jake gyllenhall

Found strangled by a red scarf in his sisters house.

Other names are: Jake gynecologist, warm coleslaw man.

"Hey did you see that new movie? Ugh that main character was such a Jake Gyllenhall

by samschnapp November 22, 2021

JAKE E 7 zero seven 7

A better Minecraft username

Person A: JAKEY7077
Person B: It’s JAKE E 7 zero seven 7 dumbass

by Sykq April 21, 2021

Jake

He’s sweet, respectful and okay. He gets a few girls but is very kind to everyone. He loves to eat food. He treats a girl like a queen. hot looking. Very pretty eyes.

timona: you see jake over there
Rachel: yea he’s sooo hot
timina: get chu someeeee ;)

by An.angel October 15, 2019

Jake

Jake is Tim's Exterminator and his wife

Boy: Who's Jake?
Girl: Jake is Tim's Exterminator and his wife

by Kind In Antelope Run Always April 9, 2020

Jake

Jake is an ungrateful bitch who will leave you for another girl. No matter what you do he will push you away and be a bitch to you. You can try to be his friend but all he will do is break you and make you cry. He is so ungrateful, when you try to help him he’ll say he’s fine then just go off on you. Don’t trust or be friends with a guy named Jake.

Leah: are you okay?

Jake: yeah

Leah: You sure?

Jake:*gets mad and goes off on her*

Leah: Yeah I am mad because you are so ungreatful and you can’t take anything serious. You keep on calling her my bf and a furry which she isn’t neither of them so stop.

Jake: Stfu and u wonder why no one wants to date ur retarded suicidal ass

by Immacrackyyy May 8, 2020

Jake Deveau

angry *ss kid that thinks that they are funny but in reality his comedy is UNfunny. Assaults childs and laughs with other child then to realise that the other child isnt laughing, then assaults kid again to try to be relevant and funny, doesnt work, he is stuck in this constent loop. remember, if somebody isnt funny, you dont have to laugh.

Kid: Hey Jake tell a joke
Jake: Hehe, bomb goes off and kills childs, LOOLLLL
Kid: ....ha
Jake: kill all furries
Kid: not funny Jake, didnt laugh
Loop repeates it self
I dont want to be a Jake Deveau

by MinisterOfSugma May 9, 2022

Jake Paul

A scum fuck, who has scammed his massive child audience out of their parents money, no less than 3 times now, who also claimed that anxiety and depression don't really exist and are all in your head, as well as making a diss track on teachers, who did nothing wrong, are way too underpaid to deal with the kids he's turning against them, and who only try their best to help their students grow and be successful. As if that wasn't enough, a teacher came out with a response, also a diss track, and showed the blonde Ohio brat up with the line "some of these kids see me, more than their own dads". Embarrassed and disgraced, he then shifted to calling out "internet bullies" like Cody Ko and Noel Miller, two comedians who have single handedly kept Jake relevant.

As of writing this at the start of 2020, it is a common opinion that Jake Paul is less mature, more petty and childish, and more of a scumbag than his brother, Logan Paul, who, after filming a dead body and setting the internet ablaze, appears to have matured into a better, more responsible, more respectful person, than his brother, who is still attempting to remain relevant by stealing from his audience.

TLDR, someone who is worse than any combination of politicians, dictators, and serial killers imaginable.

"Bro, did you see Tommy at that party the other day?"

"Totally. Wasn't he begging for sympathy and money by pretending he had cancer and alzheimers?"

"Yeah, that's the guy. He was being such a Jake Paul."

by TetsuchiYamashiro March 9, 2020