When you hook up with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out too late
You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside
You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside
Person1: Did you hear John got a kinder egg in bed yesterday?
Person2: srsly? I couldn’t see it was a trap! I wouldn’t mind either!
Person2: srsly? I couldn’t see it was a trap! I wouldn’t mind either!
by Kurogo May 25, 2020
Get the Kinder eggmug. When someone drops a bombshell mid-conversation that in no way contributes to the conversation at hand, nor provide anything to build off.
A: “So I made that playlist you asked for.”
B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”
A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”
B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”
A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”
by someguyeatingwheattoast June 28, 2025
Get the Mongolian Surprise Eggmug. You “have egg on your face” when you say something stupid,or you do something that makes you look stupid.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.
To have egg on your face: I was so nervous to speak with the boy i like that i said a lot of silly things...Tomorrow i’ll see him again at school, and i have egg on my face..!
by *Nero Cristallo* January 24, 2018
Get the to have egg on your facemug. Guy 1: Gosh, I hate how Tim is always laying eggs and getting more bitches than the rest of us.
Guy 2: Yeah, I wish I could lay eggs too.
Guy 2: Yeah, I wish I could lay eggs too.
by the coolest cool person ever April 28, 2024
Get the laying eggsmug. .
by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025
Get the 《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》Has《¤》No《¤》Egg《¤》Trophies《¤》In《¤》Resident 《¤》Evil《¤》Five《¤》mug. by Bigbody69 May 13, 2019
Get the egg slapmug. by eGgS aRe ShOoK January 27, 2019
Get the Eggmug.