JEEP Ducks

Rubber ducks that JEEP cult members keep in their rectums until they see another JEEP in a parking lot, at which time they remove the rubber duck from their rectum and place it somewhere on the newfound JEEP as a gift. If the JEEP belongs to a fellow cult member, they will display their ass-scented gift on their dashboard until the scent wears off at which time they put the duck into their rectum and repeat the process.

There is about 2 dozen JEEP Ducks on the dashboard of that Wrangler, I bet the aroma is impressive even when the doors and roof are removed

by Pudblumpkin September 24, 2024

Duck Catcher

A person who enjoys smacking ducks on the nose.

Hey did you hear about Jeb Bush's new scandal, apparently he's a huge duck catcher.

by Kevin Eric Sun May 24, 2015

organic duck

its to be seen as a joke defintion

Wow that's as amazing as a organic duck

by skeet now eat a beat April 24, 2020

drippy duck

When you jizz in a vagina and it starts dripping

"Jim me ducks dripping again"
"Oh no jim you've dripped me duck again"

Drippy duck
"Jim me ducks dripping again"

"Oh no jim you've dripped me duck again"

by BigBeanzFordy April 06, 2016

duck slough

Florida man term for jizz

Man, she let me duck slough on her face.
I just duck sloughed in my pants.

by Kuh-RIS January 29, 2024

Duck Dick

A Penis that smells bad

He keeps standing in front of me with that duck Dick.

by Amschel February 19, 2025

my own duck to fuck

Just another way to tell someone you're too busy to help rhem, or, you really don't want to be bothered.

"Can you help me move this weekend?"
"Nah dude, I got my own duck to fuck."

by gh1 May 20, 2018