December 5th

National wear black day. Find anything black in your clothes and wear it

Guy 1: hey what are you wearing December 5th?
Guy 2: I'm wearing black of course

by Csyr so ihvtit retichot November 13, 2019

No Dick December

last month was no nut november. hate to break it to you ladies, but it's no dick december. for the whole month, you cannot get no dick. your welcome.

Person 1: dude ima get sum dicc
Person 2: my guy, it's no dick december. we can't get any dicc for a month
Person 1: my lord

by yourpersonaldictionary November 13, 2019

December 1st

National slurp your drink loudly day

Slurp your drink loudly on December 1st

by MohammedWisam_YT November 14, 2019

December 2nd

If you have not heard the news, we are all skipping school on December 2nd. We are going to make it an official No School Day. Spread the news. 🙂🙃

Girl 1: Have you heard we are not going to school on December 2nd?
Girl 2: Oh, yeah! No school on December 2nd.
Girl 3: Why.
Girl 1: So we can make it a No School Day!
Girl 3: Ok!

by Weirdest girl ever November 14, 2019

December

Finally! If you passed nnn, you can go jerk off for the whole month without anyone judging you. Jerk off as much as you want, or whenever you want

“My mom caught me jerking off, but is December and I passed nnn.”

by Pjppy12 November 14, 2019

December

It's no dick December for girls and gay guys

I'm sorry I can't have sex with you it's no dick December

by thorlookalike November 15, 2019

december 13

december 13 is the day the most iconic album by harry styles fine line came out!!! harry styles is god!!! stream for clear skin!! SHIIIINE STEP IN TO THE LIGHT

someone: what day is it?
me: ITS DECEMBER 13 FINE LINE IS OUT GO FUCKINMGNG STREAM

by cherrydior November 16, 2019