Dutch day off 

When you have a day off work and end up doing household chores. Coined because the Dutch are believed to gain great satisfaction from domestic duties.

Pieter: Hey Jeremy, darling, guess what I did on my day off? Three loads of washing, cleaned the toilet and I even sorted your sock drawer!

Jeremy: Oh, bless! A perfect Dutch day off!

Dutch day off by BonoboBoy September 30, 2011

Worst Day

A day when nothing goes right.

Worst Day...
no sleep. pouring rain. flat tire. dead cell. wing it. nail breakage. mascara runage. bone soakage. arrive at the church 40 minutes late and surprise it's Easter! Heads turn as the preacherman announces your most noble entrance to the masses.

Worst Day by CAS911 March 31, 2013

Second Day Sillies 

The persistant distracted/unfocused feeling you get the day after smoking

Dude: Fuck all this homework, man. I'm not getting shit done today.
Man: What's wrong with you, dude?
Dude: I've just got mad second day sillies after that sesh last night.

Second Day Sillies by Markko October 12, 2013

Brining Day 

The day/night before Thanksgiving Day, famous for both turkey preparation and one of the biggest boozing nights of the year. Pickling your bird or liver.

Because "Night Before Thanksgiving" is awkward to say.

Hey, wanna get faced at Joe's Tavern on Brining Day?

I'm there.

Brining Day by Reeemer December 15, 2013

Neeps Day 

Created on the 23rd Dec 2013

Neeps day is the nickname given to Christmas eve eve in saskatchewan. Egg nog and spiced rum must be drank for breakfast, and the drinking commences throughout the day,to the point of everyone being hammered by bedtime. Breathalyser game optional. Drinking includes a minimum of 3 L of wine.

Da B'ys are gettin Smashed it's fucking Neeps day

Neeps Day by An English man in Canada December 23, 2013

Lion day 

A day in which you do absolutly nothing other than possibly eating, masturbating, and sleeping.

My weekend was the best. Saturday was a lion day.

Lion day by Eeveeitout September 27, 2014

faith day 

An amazing artist and amazing person, way better lookin then she thinks she is, she's a babe! ;-)

Wow who's that beautiful girl?
Yeah that's just Faith Day

faith day by I'm right, Faith is hot! July 7, 2016