cum flop

cumflop is when u cum and ur dick hits ur belly and ur cum flops and shoots u in the eye.

last night my cum hit my in the eye, this is called a cum flop.

simon: mark what happened to your eye, did your wife give you pink eye again...
mark: no actually my wife sucked me off and i came my dick hit my belly my cum hit my eye...
simon: well mark, that is called a cumflop.

by cumflop_salami_sandwich August 30, 2018

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messy cum

To cum more than two tablespoons and to miss the projected target making the surrounding objects messy.

girl: hit me from behind
*bang* *bang* *elevation*
boy: should I cum inside you or on you?
girl: you decide
*ejaculate*
girl: did you just miss, hit the sheets and then my sock?
boy: ummmm
girl: look at your messy cum, do you have self-control??
boy: I got too excited and couldn’t decide, then I ran out of time deciding

by lockloadfill7577 June 3, 2018

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Cum dumpster

A woman who fucks tons of guys

That bitch is a real cum dumpster.

by That Guy 333 June 11, 2018

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Cum shack that

the absolute best pick-up line you can use when you see a TOTALLY THICC KWEEN WITH A BIG BOOTAY (male or female)

Barbara: "HEY RON, CUM SHACK THAT ON ME WILLY"

Ron: "well barbara, you honestly are the uglyest woman i have ever seen a i know about your pucci cooties , but you have such a way with words. Yes, yes i will shack that for you hunni ass"

by UrMomsSugarDadd May 19, 2018

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Cum catcher

Late 80's, early 90s female hair style featuring 'bangs', raised and curled forward to retain semen otherwise lost following blowjob ejaculation that goes too far.

" let's work that cum catcher listed on sweetie"

by Lquid May 26, 2018

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