Cum shack that

the absolute best pick-up line you can use when you see a TOTALLY THICC KWEEN WITH A BIG BOOTAY (male or female)

Barbara: "HEY RON, CUM SHACK THAT ON ME WILLY"

Ron: "well barbara, you honestly are the uglyest woman i have ever seen a i know about your pucci cooties , but you have such a way with words. Yes, yes i will shack that for you hunni ass"

by UrMomsSugarDadd May 19, 2018

Cum catcher

Late 80's, early 90s female hair style featuring 'bangs', raised and curled forward to retain semen otherwise lost following blowjob ejaculation that goes too far.

" let's work that cum catcher listed on sweetie"

by Lquid May 26, 2018

messy cum

To cum more than two tablespoons and to miss the projected target making the surrounding objects messy.

girl: hit me from behind
*bang* *bang* *elevation*
boy: should I cum inside you or on you?
girl: you decide
*ejaculate*
girl: did you just miss, hit the sheets and then my sock?
boy: ummmm
girl: look at your messy cum, do you have self-control??
boy: I got too excited and couldn’t decide, then I ran out of time deciding

by lockloadfill7577 June 3, 2018

Cum dumpster

A woman who fucks tons of guys

That bitch is a real cum dumpster.

by That Guy 333 June 11, 2018

Cum Clot

When the toilet paper soaked in seminal fluids clogs the downstairs toilet and you know it was your cum.

Shit, The toilet is clogged from my Cum Clot!

by T-Boofy July 21, 2019

cum chair

Cum chair is a term used to describe a chair with cum on it

Guy: "Bro is this a cum chair?"
Guy2: "Yeah."
Guy: "Why does it have cum on it?"
Guy2: "Probably because I fucked your girl!"

by Joftime March 6, 2019

Lunch Cum

The leftover juices on your lunch tray.

"Hey, you've got some lunch cum on there."

by namejefferino March 11, 2019