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Safety Car Merchant

Safety Car Merchants are drivers in Formula One who often use the safety car to win races, or in rare cases, World Championships. One notable example of a safety car merchant is Fraudstappen, who robbed the 2021 championship off the back of a fraudulent call during a safety car from world class robber Michael Masi. Fraudstappendogs claim this championship is legitimate, even though it wasn’t.
Fraudstappendog: MAX IS MY FAVOURITE DRIVER!!!!
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant
by realistpenduhater November 3, 2023
mugGet the Safety Car Merchantmug.

gentleman car

A car where the driver has to open the other door because it wont open for the inside because its broken.
my dads has a car is a two door and only the drivers side door works. We were at the mall and he said this is a gentleman car Ill get that door.
by Coreydlady June 15, 2016
mugGet the gentleman carmug.

CAR Main

the scum of the earth. car mains chug 3 gallons of g-fuel before getting on titanfall 2 and doing all they can to get top of the leaderboard. if they don't get more than 300 points in attrition, they'll have an aneurysm and pass out
Person 1: Dude I just had a CAR Main in my lobby
Person 2:I feel so sorry for you
by A Trash Northstar Main March 3, 2022
mugGet the CAR Mainmug.

jump your car

Jumping your bones, but in the back seat of a car.
Is it weird to have a regular guy jump your car every six months?
by Kambell October 24, 2017
mugGet the jump your carmug.

Car lookers

people who look at you while sitting at a red light from their car.
These nosey ass car lookers need to mind their damn business.
by Sassy Sav July 4, 2019
mugGet the Car lookersmug.

w car talk

“me and my family were talking about shalanda in the car yesterday
“w car talk”
by wcartalk December 2, 2023
mugGet the w car talkmug.

car

by bib_yeet November 17, 2022
mugGet the carmug.

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