Cock and Balls

When things are not in your control or a reaction to a lie

Raag: So we are not going to Disney land any more as one of the workers got electrocuted, hence, the park is shut down for a few days.
Kart: Freakin' cock and balls!!!

by Mohyal82 July 3, 2012

cock whore

woman who is completely addicted to the most prominent male organ. Same as nymph, nympho, nymphomaniac.(Note that "whore" in this context does not usually indicate any payment is made: it simply suggests utter, often gullible submission to the servicing of males, which breeds contempt in others.)

Tray used to be Miss Cock Whore for a few years, but now she's a bit more selective about who can have her.

by kofi May 12, 2003

Cock Queen

A female who loves the cock so much that she will suck, lick, face-fuck and deep throat one (or more) for hours without expectation of reciprocation or even sex. She gives blow-jobs that are guaranteed to be top-notch, five star, grade A quality. All men will forever compare any future blow jobs to those of the Cock Queen. She is usually ugly, or at best average looking, and tends to be Fat and hungry. Due to her hideousness she is likely to remain undetected by the female population and is a Moped for the many men that she blows.

"That girl Jenny over there is such a Cock Queen."

"Stop dragging your teeth! Where is the Cock Queen when I need her?"

by Julie the Queen December 7, 2007

Cock Blocked

To get cock blocked by another man. An act of desperation made by a loner who will look at no means in order to step up from being a third wheeler in order to prevent you from reaching endless orgasms, so he can then make his move. Also known as pulling a Trivs.

Ferdinand wanted to have a go at blondie but he was cock blocked by Jerome all night. Jerome pulled a trivs on Ferdiand.

by Americanplayboy69 April 6, 2015

Kenny cock

Motherfuckers named Kenny that’s got big ass meat; as in huge cock

Yo, I got me some of that Kenny cock

by PhishSoup November 17, 2021

cock mungler

A Male Or Female Who Likes To Suck A Fat Cock

Damn I cock mungler 24/7.

by cockmungler 707 July 17, 2009

surprise cock

In a porn, the male actors who show up out of nowhere midway through the video.

I was watching a porno where these two chicks make out and have sex for 20 minutes when the surprise cock showed up and then it was suddenly all about the guys.

by Eric Ha March 30, 2015