Banana Republicanization

The transformation of previously diverse, interesting and cool urban areas into packaged and contrived suburban sameness, one cloned pseudo-trendy chic boutique and café at a time.

Listening to Parker and Logan only poured salt in my wounds at how Banana Republicanization has completely ruined San Francisco.
Parker: Let’s Uber to a café on Valencia Street for an organic-pour-over-single-source-fair-market-turmeric-agave coffee.
Logan: Which fauxhemian café? The one at the corner of 11th? 12th? 13th? 14th? 15th? 16th…?
Parker: That new one, Clones. Besides, I need product for my beard and some vinyl from next door at Posers. You know, the place with the tastefully arranged retro dusty junk from dad’s garage.
Logan: Perfect! Isn’t it great, living in the City? I’m so glad we don’t live in a superficial, contrived place like LA.

Parker: I know, let’s wear our matching custard brown jeans, $300 sneakerboots, and black start-up t-shirts.

Posesterfauxhemianclonepseudohemian clueless

by The Original Tankboy October 13, 2017

banana sublimation

When a banana goes from green to brown without every becoming yellow

Banana sublimation has occurred. Yesterday they were green and tart. Today they are darker than Pedro.

by Chunky Avacado Man October 22, 2017

Banana Buddies

kinda like tunnel brothers except for girls. if two girls fuck the same guy, they become banana buddies.

"so you fucked jake? because i did too" "yeah stacey. i fucked jake. this makes us banana buddies."

by TheRealBlondeJesus October 25, 2017

Banana

Something you call your boyfriend's Dick without wanting to know what the fuck your talking about

Mmmm your banana is sooo big

(Person stares at you... Concerned)

by Totallynotaudrey224 October 26, 2017

Banana

IT IS A FUCKING FRUIT FOR GODS SAKE! WHO THE FUCK DOES NOT KNOW WHAT A BANANA IS! YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!

Person: Hey have you seen the banana?

It was on the counter
Other person: No I havent

by Something1010 October 28, 2017

Banana

Bananas are overgrown grains of rice.

A banana is an overgrown grain of rice.

by Ayamikhan June 15, 2017

retro banana

an awesome youtuber who will be the next PewDiePie and have 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 subscribers in the year 2035

do you watch youtube? oh, yeah. i love watching that handsome dude retro banana

by retro banana official YT June 20, 2017