tabasco balls

when you put tabasco on your balls then put them in a girls gaping mouth

my girlfriend loves me now
why?
because i combined her favorite sauce and tea bagging
what do you call this glorious invention?
tabasco balls

by marshwallow June 12, 2012

e-Balls

The scenario where a no-name administrative person sends threatening emails based on a lame attempt to pacify the demanding boss.

I got another email from that beyotch in payroll. She grew a pair of e-Balls in this last email.
I'll turn in my expense report when I'm damn good and ready.

by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 16, 2012

Felch Balling

When you felch and then snowball it.

Dude I shot a load in that girls ass and then this other girl sucked it out and spit it in her mouth. It was a total Felch Balling.

by Cujo1809 March 15, 2011

Ball Wire

Extra long pubic hair commonly shed from the scrotum, or ball sack.

I hate sharing a bathroom. Finding another dude's ball wire in the shower is nasty.

by turksheadache November 14, 2011

bob balls

when is so hot outside, that your balls start to sag and sweat.

"man it's so hot outside, I think I have bob balls".

by robmarvin November 23, 2021

Kick in the balls

When a boy receives a kick to his groin. A kick in the balls is usually used by a girl but can also be used by a boy as a joke if they don’t do it too hard. A boy who forcefully hits another boy in the balls is not valid. Girls who forcefully hit boys in the balls are also not valid but there is nothing we can do about it.

Girlfriend : wanna sleep at mine ?
Boyfriend : sure but your house stinks
Girlfriend : omg shut up and get changed
Boyfriend : ok *begins to remove shirt*
Girlfriend : quickly uses a kick in the balls while he has his shirt over his head

Boyfriend : had no idea what’s just happened but falls to the ground and starts rolling around grabbing on to his groin

Girlfriend : you shouldn’t of said my house stinks
Boyfriend : that was too far im breaking up with you
Girlfriend : kicks him in the balls even harder while the boyfriend was only wearing underwear

Boyfriend : dies

by Nutshot pain June 11, 2023

Balls haha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Person 1: hey bro
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: balls haha
Person 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAG

by I don't exist what are u talki June 29, 2023