flaming anal aids

A burning sensation in ones rectum after intercourse with somebody who has AIDS that ejaculates in there ass ...

Holy shit my flaming anal AIDS wants to shoot your cum out of my butt like a valcano erupting

by Illuminati God October 6, 2016

Anal Butt Sweats

When you have the shits soo bad that it leaks through your anus to your pants creating a rectal ring.

Damn, Theresa said she won't make in down here for vacation.

Why?
She has the anal butt sweats and unsure of how long they will be lasting.

Good thing.....I have white furniture.

by DaRth79 January 11, 2015

Maryland Anal Tugger

A dick so big and thick that it will cause your partners anus to flower (Prolapse) as soon as you pull out. Similar to the California Cherry Crusher. If not used wisely, it can cause serious consequences, including, prolapsed rectums, literally being split apart, and...prolapsed rectums (Is that all there is? Really, you couldn't think of anything better Jeffery. It's your fault, you know, that we don't sleep together anymore! *Starts to cry* I came out for you...)

Detective: Why does everyone make me take the sexual death cases...Okay, what's the cause of death?
Doc: It's seems a Maryland Anal Tugger was shoved up this poor man's anus sir.
Detective: Like the California Cherry Crusher?
Doc: Yes but, it only works on the anus, sir?
*The Detective's phone starts buzzing. He pulls his phone out to here crying.*
Detective: You and Jeffery had a fight...I'm on my way.

by IRHMP August 27, 2016

Raccoon Anal Ass

Ree Kid: did you you know that your ass can spread up to 8 inches wide there for a raccoon can give you full body anal

My Friend was trying to take a shit in the woods and a raccoon saw his ass hole and decided to give him Raccoon Anal Ass.

by Fishnuggets66 May 11, 2023

I'm so anal

When you imposter sus

Omg my mom said I couldn't go outside, uhh I'm so anal

by Ethan Roop February 12, 2021

Anal sex aficionado

It is a word that means but slut some one who takes it in the ass

That girl is such a anal sex aficionado

by Kingunderworld March 8, 2018

Busted anal pipeline

Before sex one person takes a large amount of laxatives causing diarrhea diarrhea. Then during sex the person loaded up on laxitives is going to be the one taking it up the ass and proceeds to get on all 4. Then a dick is inserted into the bung hole, then waits for the other person to cough really hard and pulls out causing shit shrapnel everywhere.

Got hit by a busted anal pipeline last night. It was a gusher.

by Lisamarshall420 February 7, 2017