Chris Fischetti Jr.

People with this name are normally fucking retarded, and suck dick at FIFA

Hey, did you hear about that kid, Chris Fischetti Jr.? Basically he’s a fucking retard.

by Bobby Boberson November 9, 2019

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Chris Neville

Person who goes up a lot of money in the first few hands in poker that bets an absurd amount of money to price out his competitors.

Yo gurt your being mad Chris Neville right now.

Gurt: Im gonna bet if I have a good hand

You do not have a good hand gurt

Gurt: :(

by Michael Glen June 9, 2025

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Chris is someone who doesn’t understand how friendships work and accuses his friends of things they are not guilty of e.g using him. Chris also tends to nonce on younger children. Chris’s are usually very small and below the average height.

Chris is a bad friend. no one wants a chris.

by Borkboi January 30, 2020

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Chris

Chris is a very attractive person. His brown eyes, brownish black swooped hair, and toned body with abs. His soft voice makes every girl melt. He’s super sweet and kind once you meet him. Don’t get on Chris’ bad side. When he even stares at a girl, that girl is very lucky. He’s tall and athletic and somewhat smart but he is also a chill dude. He loves to play video games with his friends. Girls like him but he only likes one girl. He is willing to always be there for her and protect her. That girl, is very lucky.

Boy 1: Aye bro, is it just me or do I see Chris staring at that girl all the time?
Boy 2: I see that too...

by ShortShortGurl143 January 3, 2019

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