fossil brained

ur dumb ass shit bro

“your so fossil brained”

by bussybuttsayeee January 1, 2022

Brain

Brian, but spelled wrong because your dad screwed it up when you were born

My name is Brain

by BrainProwler January 2, 2022

mustard brain

the word your grandma uses when she is mad at someone.

grandma: YOU MUSTARD BRAIN PEE KNUCKLE!!

by emo4ever January 8, 2022

mustard brain

the word your mom uses when shes mad at another driver .

Mom: you mustard brain pee knuckle !!!!

by emo4ever January 8, 2022

Brain Sex

The act of two or more individuals engaging in erudite, intellectually stimulating conversation that causes an orgasm-like reaction which includes 'symptoms' such as a boost in serotonin/dopamine and makes the individual(s) happy and enthusiastic to converse more, physical reactions (e.g accelerated heart rate, flushed, shivering/shaking).

Brain sex examples: a conversation between a couple where they have enthusiastic philosophical ramblings

- Made by Mati and Lola<3

by cereal_0301 January 10, 2022

Scrote-Brain

A chronic illness, commonly brought on by drug use, which is often seen in men. The afflicted men will behave in unusual ways, such as saying embarrassing or unruly statements.

Severe cases of Scrote-Brain can lead the afflicted individual to display physical behavior beyond rational explanation, such as digging through trash, hoarding, terrorizing the general populace, etc.

Scrote-Brain is thought to be incurable. However, some studies have shown positive results with the afflicted simply choosing to improve their lives of their own volition. Due to this mechanism, the recovery rate is both exceedingly miniscule, and highly random.

"Did you see that guy licking the pavement behind the KFC? He looks like he's got severe Scrote-Brain."

by The_sp00k January 11, 2022

Hare-brained

Adj irresponsible and idiotic combined

If you have hare-brained ideas, or want to be employed as a buffoonishly idiotic clown, don't plan a ninja counter-strike, ever.

by Sexydimma January 14, 2022