So sexy and has very sweaty hands. he picks his nose . and he has a very massive penis compared to the average man. also he is only attracted to women who have mental issues and want to harm themselves. he walks under signs and walks over 3 drains so his luck is so shit i reckon he will never get lucky in his life with a women
by jake coles biggest fan June 19, 2023
by Eh not important May 06, 2018
Taylor Swift: But the punchline goes, “I’ll get older, but your lovers stay my age.”
Jake Gyllenhaal: ...but no one my age will date me.
Jake Gyllenhaal: ...but no one my age will date me.
by Swiftie88 November 23, 2021
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by Jawnt March 16, 2017
Phantom jake is the owner of gonar's bank. He is the machine shaped like the head. He is trying to use the pillars. the water drops onto the saltpeter creating a strange idea.
Don't worry about phantom jake
by Exposed brain May 31, 2021
Jake Tiry is the lowest of lowest life forms on earth. Calling someone a Jake Tiry means you have been known to abuse all living things in life. Jake Tiry would be the equivalent of being a blob of cum on the bottom of a fat whores vagina lips after having someone shit and piss on said whore and then being fucked by a horse.
Hey Dave, your being a Jake Tiry. Your better than that!
Jan walking down the street notices someone kicking a dog. Jan yelled out "Hey Jake Tiry stop that!"
Jan walking down the street notices someone kicking a dog. Jan yelled out "Hey Jake Tiry stop that!"
by nonyabitch July 08, 2019