5 Foot Fanny

Typically a Jason McKenzie or Trent McMahon type character. Often found pussy footing around the sesh cause they’re “whipped”

A Jason McKenzie A.K.A a 5 Foot Fanny was found tied to the bed being repeatedly whipped by his misses while Trent McMahon proceeds to keep the tiles clean and look after the kids at the mercy of the one they name “Jess”.

by Jason’s Dad December 5, 2020

5:43

Bb i dnt understand
why we cnt hold each others hands
This time might b the last i fear 😔

Unless I make it all two clr ..
i need u so

5:43
So take
these broken wings
& learn 2 fly again
Learn to live so free

-Mr.Mister

by Bobbert665 October 17, 2024

High-5, brainy

When you've pulled a "Captain Obvious", and you know it.

Perception is reality. High-5, brainy! (Add palm slap to forehead, upon delivery)

by Sherwalt won July 9, 2017

December 5

Make out with the last person you snapped with

Ex snapped my bestie now I have to make out with him but only on December 5

by I-don’t/know:whattomake(myname December 4, 2022

5-Star Glaze

To cum in your hand and drive by slap someone across the face with said jazz hand.

Yeah I got back at Ricky last night on my way back home, I hit him with a 5-Star glaze.

by YeGoose September 29, 2025

oil up i'll be there in 5

Something random that often appears in YouTube texting shorts, pretty much means get ready to pull a Diddy with me

In a Youtube Texting Short:

"I am secretly a man"
"oil up i'll be there in 5"

by marcothemonkey68421 November 13, 2024

5 hour documentary

1. Those stupidly long documentaries that you can somehow watch through in one sitting

2. Also the opposite of 5 hour energy

Person 1: I’m planning to watch a 5 hour documentary after drinking a 5 hour energy

There’s no Person 2.

2024 7-16 5:11 p.m

Person 2 started watching a 5 hour documentary

7:23 p.m.

Person 2 was found sitting dead on his couch by Person 1

That’s why Person 1 drank a 5 hour energy.

5 hour documentaries can kill you

by Oiiiiiii July 17, 2024