Brokeli$p

A disease that cant be cured

I got Brokeli$p

by Yeet09094 September 24, 2020

S-I-M-P

S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

by The one with a lot of adobe September 26, 2020

p up

To pull up on a person to smoke , chill & car sex

I’m going to p up on you later baby

by 8400Certified September 29, 2020

p

p

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by consume dog 69 October 2, 2020

PP a p

its means that u have big pp

You have a PP a p

by feijhvehuuoei October 6, 2020

sammy p

an alias describing the alter ego of a person when they are drunk, high, enraged ETC. When a sam goes from sam to sammy p all hell is about to break loose, mountains collide and the sky cracks, this most commonly occurs after the use of alcohol or ketamine or possibly just boredom.

"did u hear what sam did last night"
"nah mate that was sammy p, completely different box of frogs"

by sammy_p-02 October 6, 2020

p-Phone

The Pavlov smartphone. It pings, buzzes, vibrates or rings and you JUMP! to respond.

Named for Ivan Pavlov, a Nobel-winning Russian physiologist famous for his work in classical conditioning.

To his eternal astonishment, she was incapable of ignoring her p-Phone, no matter the circumstance.

by Monkey's Dad October 14, 2020