Tsunami War

When two girls squirt excessively over a guys face.

Those girls do a tsunami war on Brian last night and he almost drowned

by Kales13 November 26, 2025

World War Three

A fake circumstance that is unattainable due to the need of human population.

Idiot: *Gasp* "Dude (insert modern politician) is witerally going to start world war three"

Enlightened but somewhat dim esoteric philosopher: "So fvcking trve"

by Yeahrightdude December 5, 2025

War Crime

A questionable and controversial action, typically something questionable by others or immoral.

I waved at a girl and my parents saw it as a war crime.

by Shæt December 6, 2025

War Tourist

War Tourist: A war tourist is typically a middle-aged, middle- or upper-class male from the West a individual who, in a modern-day midlife crisis, seeks excitement beyond ordinary holiday experiences. They venture into conflict zones and war-torn countries for the thrill and unique experiences, often relishing the danger. Sometimes, they even attempt to join local military efforts. This new form of tourism can lead to significant consequences, including legal repercussions, accusations of terrorism, and the risk of being kidnapped, tortured, or even dying. They may return home with souvenirs such as bullets, shrapnel, or even human remains. War tourists prefer these intense experiences over typical holidays and often proudly share their stories and souvenirs.

Lee: Frank, I was watching the news the other day, and there was this bloke who goes to war-torn countries on holiday, just to watch wars. LOL

Frank: Yeah, Bruv, I think that’s the new trend, nowadays? War tourism! These posh blokes get bored with their fancy five-star hotels and decide, why not head into a warzone instead LOL for a bit of a kick

Lee: I reckon Bruv, and then they come back showing off their souvenirs—bullets, shrapnel, pieces of human bones.

Frank: These sick fuckers these war tourists, Bruv

Lee: init bruv LOL

by Jamie Cheese December 9, 2025

Nuclear War

Nuclear war is historical event in human history that is defined by the fact that it was deserved. And as person, writing this beforet he event i want to say it was fucking deserved. and it was a good thing you guys suck and you are reason why i am misanthrope
i hate your fake religion and your lies nuclear war was good overall

Zoomer 1: NOOOOOOOOOO BUT EVERYONE DIED
Me: Actial;ly, nuclear war is good for health
Zoomer 2 (Female voice): NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT SAY THAT AAAAH

by Andrew Whiteingale W w00t December 21, 2025

War-torn Bowl

The act of depositing such a violent despicable defecation that the remnants left behind in the toilet bowl are best described as resembling the towns villages and hamlets that have succumbed to mortar fire artillery and other types of military activities that have taken place leaving nothing behind but scattered remains shrapnel and many ruined lives.

Rodney : Damn bro Lauren really destroyed my hallway bathroom, after I managed to meander through the foul stench all that was left was the smoking War-torn Bowl.

Jane : Maggie my husband did a wretched thing this morning.. he blew up our bathroom so bad I don't think I'll ever be able to sit on the toilet again knowing what took place in there, that War-Torn bowl will never be the same.

by Rybread93 January 15, 2025

War room

A room where you sip johnnie walker By yourself with him. preferrably with tristan tate after studying him

That night sippin the fucking johnnie walker, in the War room, by myself with him.

by Slimeball evil frank January 15, 2025