fiya top

dick sucking at its best/ the best kind of head.

I heard Gege got dat fiya top.

by zoe boy June 10, 2008

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top of the mornin' to ya, laddies

This is what the once-relatively-very-popular Let's Play Youtuber, "jacksepticeye" says at the start of his YouTube videos on Youtube.com (owned by Google (owned by Alphabet Inc.))

jacksepticeye: Top of the mornin' to ya, laddies! My name is jacksepticeye and today we'll be watching furry hentai
other person: ...

by Hunterry April 22, 2022

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Topping

The heterosexual practice of physically placing one's penis above another man's penis in a horizontal fashion, thereby "topping" him. This is straight because it shows you are "above" his gayety.

I was at Richard and Dave's house after their honeymoon. Richard wanted me to top him, so I stood facing him and placed my penis above his. While topping him, I came a straight line along his penis, which Dave snorted off. I love having straight friends!

by Handkerchief Steel March 27, 2025

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Pocket top

A flap of fabric used as a closing cover for bags and pockets

"Look at the embroidery on that pocket top. I wonder if she did that herself."

by Frumpish July 7, 2024

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porn-top

A shitty laptop infested with viruses, likely used for searching up porn.

Eric opened the laptop. It was slow and many keycaps were missing. The previous owner likely used is as a porn-top. Eric gagged at the thought of this and threw it across the room.

by pizarol April 23, 2023

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