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Safety Car Merchant

Safety Car Merchants are drivers in Formula One who often use the safety car to win races, or in rare cases, World Championships. One notable example of a safety car merchant is Fraudstappen, who robbed the 2021 championship off the back of a fraudulent call during a safety car from world class robber Michael Masi. Fraudstappendogs claim this championship is legitimate, even though it wasn’t.
Fraudstappendog: MAX IS MY FAVOURITE DRIVER!!!!
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant
by realistpenduhater November 3, 2023
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bumper car

Breaking up with somebody and then getting an immediate new partner.
Person 1: OMG, Did you see how Kanye bumper carred Taylor for Kim?
Person 2: IK, I can't believe he did that.
by CeilingFan2040 October 16, 2023
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Phantom Car

This really isn’t a word but more of a term. So when you are walking across the street and you hear a car but there is no car that’s what I call phantom car. The real science behind the term is your hearing cars on a different street go by.
For example say you’re walking with friends or family and you start walking across, but whoever you’re walking with is concerned because they “hear a car” you can just tell them it is phantom car.
by Mickey Mouse <3 April 16, 2022
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Car Sensitive

When a person is overly cautious around his/hers car, to a such extend that it affects other people's lives negatively.

It is not yet considered a real disease, even though most people can relate to a person who shows such behaviour.
The guy is so car sensitive, that he won't allow his kids inside the car, when they come from soccer practice.

She took up two parking spaces so she wouldn't park too close to another car. She must be very car sensitive
by Lonely Guineapig May 22, 2017
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Finnish Car Wash

I made a Finnish car wash to get through this wall
by running with freedom May 1, 2021
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two-car-party

A party , usually a family party, where the male host requests that the guys bring two cars so their significant others can leave with the kids, and the guys can stay and get shitfaced and shit.
Sully had a two-car-party for his boy last weekend.
They had some jumpy thing bullshit but the wife took the rugrats home around 8 and we stayed up all night playing hold 'em and doin' shots of Jameson.
by Jefe32 April 10, 2008
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Car Deodorant

the random deodorant you have in your car in case you forget to put it on at home.
they are typically roll on, however they can also be a spray.
chad: kiersten can you pass the car deodorant i smell horrible
by kieralovedanny August 8, 2025
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